¡LOS CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO! . . .

. . . if your world is the CVSA Summer '11 Seventh Division! And on Monday night, August 1 it was, as Partizan United defeated SU Team F&S 2-0 in the championship game at Bryan Park.

In their march to the championship, United avenged two of their three regular-season losses. The league office just released news that John Roach was named the playoff MVP, scoring six of the team's last seven goals.

The final was controversial from the outset, with FU Team S&M refusing to change out of their yellow Fifth Division strips (the same colour as United), playing dumb to the fact that their Team Mother is the CVSA Scheduling Coordinator, and they had a lt. blue strip for the Seventh Division. After the tomfoolery was dispensed, the match started.

True to their teen-aged fitness level, S&M ran circles around the boys for the first ten minutes, but couldn't manage a score due to wankerific marksmanship. As United settled in, Jerzy Grzywinski managed a long cross to the Corpulent Calendonian, who was true and left the mouthy 11th grade keeper gasping for air and an undulating net.



With a 1-0 haltime lead matters were slap-'n-tickle nip-and-tuck with FU Team S&M in the second half, as with the previous upset of Gus's Bar & Grill, the entire team came together with an outstanding effort to keep the kids at bay. On the tail end of a desperate clear from the 40-Year Old Virgin, Roachie's 40-yard strike at time lifted the result to 2-0.

A full gallery can be found at Suz's site. And for olfactorial rapture, click here for the season's musical selection.